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U.S. District Court Rules Iran Behind 9/11 Attacks

A federal district court in Manhattan yesterday entered a historic ruling that reveals new facts about Iran’s support of al Qaeda in the 9/11 attacks. U.S. District Judge George B. Daniels ruled yesterday that Iran and Hezbollah materially and directly supported al Qaeda in the September 11, 2001 attacks and are legally responsible for damages to hundreds of family members of 9/11 victims who are plaintiffs in the case.
Ten expert witnesses including three former 9/11 Commission staff members, two former CIA case officers, two investigative journalists, and an Iran analyst who has testified in 25 cases involving Iranian terrorism.
“It was a wonderful day. A great day where the truth was finally revealed in a court of law with strong, strong evidence.”

Iran’s response:

This ruling is clumsy scenario making.

Welcome to the War Train. next stop, Iran.
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I thought this was from The Onion at first, but no, they couldn’t make this shit up.

Hey, remember that time Iran and al-Qaeda detested one another? al-Qaeda is a radical Sunni movement and Iran’s population is near-exclusively made up of Imami Shi’a Muslims, whom al-Qaeda often accuses of heresy.
But obviously, acknowledging that not all Muslims are the same is not politically expedient for the racist war machine that is the United States government.

America; please stop while you’re somewhat ahead

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We’re going to get some land in the country and have ourselves a commune called “The Ape Range”.